I take a scan of the subnet where I pwned my first n00b
I take a look at my life and realise it’s pretty good
’Cause I been crackin’ the world from my seat
And even my girlfriend says that my skillz are l33t
I ain’t never op’d a ’tard who didn’t deserve it
Plus O on a luser — you know that’s unheard of
You better not flood, or exceed the max ping time
Or you and ya’ node’ll be hit with a G-line
I really hate to flame, but I gotta’ troll
The lamers bite, that’s where I get my l0lz, fool
I’m the kinda geek all the k1dd1ez wanna’ be like
Writin’ ’sploits through the night
By the pale L.E.D. light
Been spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a h4xx0rz paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a h4xx0rz paradise
Keep spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a h4xx0rz paradise
Keep spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a h4xx0rz paradise
Don’t like the club scene, won’t fit my routine
I can’t live a normal life, I need my connection
So I gotta download this ISO
Even though I know the content’s just some lame show
I’m self-educated, fool, with nothing on my mind
Got time on my side to work my designs
I got a tricked out box, it’s overclocked
With convoluted routing you’ll never outfox, fool
Worms ain’t more than a heartbeat away
Don’t open my ports, what more can I say?
I got my firewall, and my rootkit detector
But I know they’ll just find the next attack vector
Tell me why are we
Just doomed to be
Shut away from all
Society
Been spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a h4xx0rz paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a h4xx0rz paradise
Keep spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a h4xx0rz paradise
Keep spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a h4xx0rz paradise
Power, storage, bandwidth; bandwidth, storage, power
Page loads taking seconds, browsing taking hours
Everybody’s online, but lack of skillz is tragic
What’s goin’ on in the tubes may as well just be magic
I say they gotta’ learn, but I ain’t gonna’ teach ’em
If they can’t teach ’emselves, they ain’t nothing but leechin’
I guess they can’t, I guess they won’t
I guess they’re lame, they’re outta’ luck, fool
They’ve been spendin’ most their lives
Livin’ in the h4xx0rz paradise
They’ve been spendin’ most their lives
Livin’ in the h4xx0rz paradise
We keep spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in the h4xx0rz paradise
We keep spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in the h4xx0rz paradise
Tell me why are we
Just doomed to be
Shut away from all
Society
Tell me why are we
Just doomed to be
Shut away from all
Society
Tell me why are we
Just doomed to be
Shut away from all
Society
Tell me why are we
Just doomed to be
Shut away from all
Society
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